my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
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why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
you mean I have to choose
Girl: excuse me
Me: how may I help you?
Girl: do you have preggy pops?
Me: I'm sorry do we have what?
Girl: preggy pops
Me: I have no idea what those are so I'm guessing no. Sorry.
Girl: IM NOT TAKING ANY PRENATAL VITAMINS IF I CAN'T HAVE PREGGY POPS!!!
Me: are you Miranda's sister?
Girl: yeah why?
Me: nothing. Have a nice day.
Btw, she's 14.
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What I do when I have two hours to kill. #awake #early #work #makeup #hair #nobreakfast
lets hope Tumblr doesn’t follow the self-destructive path to irrelevance that Stumbleupon took so spectacularly
I don’t care what you say, Taco Bell is a five star restaurant when you’re drunk.
Oh my god have you tried these tacos?! Why don’t we eat here more often??
Oh yeah because this tastes like ass when my intoxication level is zero.Boyfriend spills water on bed. Cat gets on bed and starts trying to “cover” the spot. Cat won’t stop meowing. -.-
