Excuse me for choosing to write my own.
Girl: excuse me
Me: how may I help you?
Girl: do you have preggy pops?
Me: I'm sorry do we have what?
Girl: preggy pops
Me: I have no idea what those are so I'm guessing no. Sorry.
Girl: IM NOT TAKING ANY PRENATAL VITAMINS IF I CAN'T HAVE PREGGY POPS!!!
Me: are you Miranda's sister?
Girl: yeah why?
Me: nothing. Have a nice day.
Btw, she's 14.
I don’t care what you say, Taco Bell is a five star restaurant when you’re drunk.
Oh my god have you tried these tacos?! Why don’t we eat here more often??Oh yeah because this tastes like ass when my intoxication level is zero.
Boyfriend spills water on bed. Cat gets on bed and starts trying to “cover” the spot. Cat won’t stop meowing. -.-